18 October, 2006

This is what a nutcase looks like; also 24

Mike Tyson may fight women (read: Mike Tyson is out of his fucking mind). As if his little stint as a Muy Thai boxer a year and a half ago didn't learn him. Yeah, that's right. Now he's willing to fight women. If anyone wants to go in on the through-the-roof pay-per-view cost with me, let me know. I'll bring the wings, you bring the beer, and let Tyson bring the PAIN. Tyson couldn't sink any lower if he tried. I take that back. He's clearly trying, so I don't want to jump to conclusions. Word is that the plan to honor Tyson as a citizen in China is being rescinded because he has "been involved in too many legal and sporting scandals." Bummer.

If you click this, the answer is 'yes, you have a problem.' Sites like MySpace are doing this to the web, because they present an endless loop of things to click on and 'stuff to do.'

This is a site worth a short look. Odd visuals. I found it while searching for the picture of Tyson you see above.

New episode of Lost tonight. I want to know what's going on with the rest of the people on the island, though, not just the three that have been kidnapped. I think they'll expand this season's plot a little more tonight and go back to the rest of the group. It seems that Jack and his crew are stuck for the moment, so why not.

Also, I am going to go insane waiting for the new season of 24 to come on in January. I'm more than halfway through the fifth season at the moment, and I know it's going to have some insane twist at the end. I'm sure some of you know it, but I'll get there soon enough. A-freaking-mazing show.

I think that, for the good of sportswriters everywhere, the Pistons be re-named the Bears. Then the witty commentary can really take off. I bet they would form a heated rivalry (or congenial camaraderie) with Washington. Just a thought. Now staring Jon Kitna as the cowardly Lion (sorry Jon). Now, who gets to be Toto...


Blogger Paul Tsikitas said...

I'm sure there will be many bars that will play that event (Tyson vs. Vag) when the time comes. I almost wrote a similar blog when I read that he wants to fight women. Ridiculous. He's the reverse Andy Kauffman... but somehow funnier because he's not a comedian.

Anyway, when the day comes, I will hit up that bar and watch it.

4:46 PM, October 18, 2006  
Blogger Sara said...

You love Lost too?! Best. Show. On. TV. Ever.

2:03 AM, October 19, 2006  

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